Toxic Friend

An absolute nightmare to have.
Friends who are toxic are often negative about everything, they talk a lot of shit behind your back, they turn your friends against you and they're generally hated by everyone. Not to mention that they don't congratulate you about ANYTHING.
A toxic friend may seem alright for the first few times but when there are other people around they won't hesitate to embarrass you.
These remorseless pieces of shit must be exterminated otherwise more and more people will suffer.
Oh my fucking god, I hate David so much! He's such a toxic friend.
by reddyfu April 09, 2019
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Friend Tax

Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal.
Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!"

Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax."
by L33TNINJ4Gurl October 20, 2009
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friend-brother

A friend who is consider a blood relative by the family. A friend who is closer than a best friend. Someone who knows you without even having to speak to you or ask you what's wrong. A friend who is there
Man Dametries is such a great friend-brother
by Friendbrother September 14, 2017
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Benefit with friends

Unlike a friend with benefits, in which the priority is the friendship with sexual favors on the side, a "benefit with friends" almost exclusively prioritizes hooking up, with the possibility of being only loose acquaintances in public.
Sally is my benefit with friends. We'll fuck, but that's about it.
by Angst-Ridden Engineer April 10, 2011
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De-friend

Someone you have de-friended on Facebook but still see around, in an awkward manner.
Oh, he's a de-friend... Awkward!

I pretended to be on the phone earlier when I walked past him, he's a de-friend.

I saw her out the other night, I gave her a dirty look as I'm now her de-friend.
by caekn January 16, 2012
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fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.
Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends
by bhfg6t7h October 20, 2017
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Perfect friends

Someone who is there for you no matter what the situation may have been before. Forever will have some type of feelings for one another and this friendship cant be broken.
Jill & John are the cutest perfect friends!! I love them!
by Janlol1 July 15, 2017
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