A male's genital that is so immensely powerful, it is capable of leaving the male's body and turning into its own species. Thoroughly enjoys deep throating by sliding so far up a woman's anus it reaches lower esophagus.
Tom: i'm feeling rather down, my penis became an alabama king cobra and stool my girlfriend last week.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.
by the stickiest August 20, 2017
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Geoff: Me and Ryan were bored to hell on base yesterday but there was a dead rabbit on the road so we had a good old Alabama Sunday.
Ryan: I won but it splashed on me.
Ryan: I won but it splashed on me.
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Get the Alabama corkscrew mug.Lick some Louisiana hot sauce off your girl’s left titty, eat a Totinos pizza roll off her left titty, then you get you a shot of bourbon out of her belly button hole (preferably Jim Beam), stick your dick in her, then tell your sister you love her.
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