crouch potato

another word to describe FECES.

Hey Larry and Khalid, I'm gonna plant a crouch potato in the toilet. Hold my calls!

by E to the V January 4, 2008

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Potato lickin

When The person your giving a blowjob to has a big brown penis and you lick inside of the peehole

I gave Tyron a bj last night and while I gave him a bj I did a potato lickin

by Lil white November 16, 2017

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Potato/Cat

Defined as a cat mutated into a potato do to the advantageous benefits of being made completely of starch.

"Wow, that's a well grown potato/cat!"
"Hey it's not called a PotatoCat it's called a Potato/Cat

by TlustyTai June 22, 2009

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A Potato Launcher is usually an unmounted grenade launcher (such as the Thumper in Modern Warfare 2.) Just like a mounted grenade launcher (Noob tube), it is commonly used by noobs to get easy kills, since it does not require any skill (or, not a lot.) It comes from the fact that grenade's shapes seem like potatoes, and from ''real'' potato launchers built by people all around the world in real life.

Goddamn noob just killed me with his potato launcher!

by Eljmaster July 14, 2010

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Potato kings

citizens of idaho

Then durn potato kings over there in the west...

by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003

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Potato Bazooka

A sexual act in which a male forces his testicles into a woman's vagina, and after a countdown, punches the woman's stomach forcefully, causing his balls to rocket out at break-neck speed.

"Dude, I totally shot Karen with a potato bazooka yesterday. She's still picking my pubes out of her!"

by FolegAlmighty February 22, 2010

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