Urban Dictionary

A place for teenagers who know nothing about politics to vent about politicians.

pictured below is the level of idiocy of most Urban Dictionary users

by STAN THE DONUT MAN January 27, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A porn site for people who regularly get nerdgasms
P.S LOOK UP NERDGASM.

Urban Dictionary is my ship with snapchat

by XxTaxne February 4, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Weird

Urban Dictionary is weird

by Suklaa March 1, 2021

Urban Dictionary

what your bloody on now

me: what you doing Cian.
Cian: looking up things in urban dictionary.

by dolan time June 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A fucking joke of a site. An unprofessional peer reviewed site which is Infested by a bunch of underage kids looking to troll the internet without purpose by clicking reject on every submitted definition to Urban Dictionary.

Honest user: "Hmm, this seems to be a well written paragraph for an Urban Dictionary definition. Let's submit this fun work that took 10 to 15 minutes of our life to write."
Peer Review Users' decision: "REJECT!!!"
Honest User: "Well fuck you too and good day..."

by PetrifiedAbyss December 2, 2019

urbn dictionary

Urban dictionary is a website where every person write his/her own name’s definition and in this website all the girls are so cute and bois are just handsome af and funny and they have the biggest pp!

Her: hey I Think we should go on a date ur so cute

Him:yea sure but u’ve never seen me

Her: yea but u are a “mike” u are handsome , tall and u play 4 sports right? Seen it on urbn dictionary
Him:(starts eating his 10th slice of pizza for dinner) yea yea I love sports we definitely should go on a date!!

by Mike the loser @gmail.com November 21, 2021

Disturbin' Dictionary

A compendium of definitions for all the words you do not want to think about in a time of crisis.

Pandemic, contagion, death rate, infections, coronation, coronaviral, isolution... they kept appearing in the Disturbin' Dictionary when he was just looking for a laugh.

by Monkey's Dad March 21, 2020