january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 1, 2019

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October 26

if its you’re sister’s birthday beat her up

I beat my sister on October 26 because it is her birthday.

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019

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November 26th

KISS your crush in a public environment and then ask him or her out.

On November 26th, a boy and his crush go to the movies to see Frozen 2 and he kisses her
Boy- Bae
Girl -Yea
Boy-Kisses crushes cheek first 😚
Girl-☺️
Boy-kisses her lips
Girl - kisses back

Both-Make out in a public place

by One_Way_Siahh#1 November 7, 2019

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november 26

national hug your crush day

you: hey you can we hug
crush: yea man but y
you: it's november 26

you: national hug your crush day

by bag_of_doritos November 7, 2019

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January 26

Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.

Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend

Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to

by Maylie nightcer December 23, 2019

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