I'm have a pussy

A misspeaking of the phrase "I don't have a pussy" as featured on the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir.

Amir: Last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!

Jake: No you didn't.

by MilkTorture July 3, 2021

I'm gonna pog

both expressing a high amount of joy, and nutting as hard as you can.

Sarah: Dude that dream is a psychic dream
Jake: Oh shit you're right, I think I'm gonna pog

by MsterGhost July 30, 2021

i'm soft now

When something not cool makes you soft.

Person A: *Shows a picture of a cat rather than themselves*
Person B: I'm soft now

by Adam Nic October 9, 2018

Badabumbumbum I'm Lovin It

The McDonald's slogan

*watching youtube*

Advertisement: Badabumbumbum I'm lovin it!

by Totally not Mikaylah March 28, 2023

Hi I'm Amir

Hi I'm Amir

Hi I'm Amir
Holy fuck is that Amir
Yes I am Amir
Hi Amir

by Hey I'm Amir October 19, 2021

I'm Not Gonna Sugarcoat It

When you absolutely refuse to sugarcoat the most honest ass-whooping in your life, using the most effective and simplest methods to knock a nigga to the ground. Minimal effort: maximum results.

Originally stems from an image of Kazuya Mishima from TEKKEN and the absurdly useful yet easiest input that stops enemies dead: Electric Wind God Fist or EWGF, which leads into a free ass whooping, OR you can spam the thing up to 4-5 times to take out an absurdly large amount of health from your opponent.

Person 1: "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Izanami."
Person 2: "FUCK-"

Person 2 is dead.

Kazuya: f,n,D/F+2 (Electric Wind God Fist)
Kiryu: R1 + Triangle/RB + Y (Tiger Drop)
Sol Badguy: ↓↘ → + K (Bandit Revolver)
Happy Chaos: WHILE At the Ready or Steady Aim hit HS (Fire)
Serious Sam: S (Walks Backwards)
Some Random Mf: Reaches into Pocket (Glock to the chest)
Some Paranoid Mf: Tanks the shot (Bulletproof Vest)

by The Legendary Solid Seth August 17, 2023

I'm watching you

don't check your door tonight and i'd keep your curtains closed tonight.

you are a bum you stinky boy i'm watching you

by Bathmooom748 May 5, 2022