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St Mary Berea

A catholic grade school serving grades k-8 in Berea Ohio that emphasizes memorization over learning.
Teacher at St Mary Berea: "Study hard for your test on Monday! I've prepared a rigorous study guide for the exam!"

Student: *looks over the guide for 5 minutes* "ehh"

Monday:

Teacher: *passes out test*
Student: "Uh, I think there is a mistake? Isn't this the study guide?"

Teacher: *wink*
by SMS05 October 29, 2009
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st x louisville

louisville’s very own school for the gays. uniform skirts are known for being relatively small/cheeky. whilst this is unsurprising, considering the students love to -roll- them in attempt to attract the opposite (or same) gender. hair braiding is one of their state wide recognized sports. “BRAIDING IS A SPORT” is one of their most infamous battle cries. some might say that st x is bad at football, but they prefer the wording to sound more like “physically challenged” (even thought they beat trinity once and had a batmitzfa type celebration in their less than adequate student section, i digress). some might ask, why is their swim team SO good??! in fact, st x swimmers are very modest, and since it is their best sport, some of them even grow up to be PRO lifegaurds and their local country club and/or neighborhood pool. go tigers!
“st x louisville is amazing
by damnshawtywhatsforlunch April 24, 2019
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St Brides Major

Little country bumpkin village a few hours from cardiff. renouned for it's little thatched cottages and victorian atmosphere. Very quiet and relaxing place to live with the majority of the population being at least 80. Local hangouts include spa and the fox and hounds (the only pub for miles around)
why don't we go away for a country retreat for the weekend. lets go to st brides major
by countryfolk1 March 21, 2010
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St Mary’s Ascot

A private catholic girls school in Ascot, England that produces social climbers and backstabbers. half of the students suffer from an ED or addiction. The abbreviation this school uses is SMAS
rah mate she goes to St Mary’s Ascot definitely not the girl for me
by baccigal November 22, 2021
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St Elmo’s Fire

A painful itching and burning STD usually contracted from a now catholic priest Elmo.
Bert felt anger and betrayal as the dr explained that Ernie was suffering from a bad case of St Elmo’s fire

At one time you could only get St Elmo’s fire in a dark alley off of Sesame Street but now there is a large outbreak at church camp.
by Admiral blue balls August 29, 2022
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Thomas St. Andre

Damn. Thomas St. Andre is hot.
by anonymous13$ April 12, 2020
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St mary’s academy

A catholic private school hell hole in winnipeg manitoba canada for girls who want to be treated like humans but end up getting treated worse. It’s filled with mentally abusive teachers and the occasional one that doesn’t give a fuck about you
Omg Emma you went to St Mary’s Academy how tf did you survive!!
by Mr Kitith June 25, 2018
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