Zoomer Guy

Person in a little car, usually a Honda Civic, who drives unnecessarily fast, often weaving in and out of traffic.

"Look at that Fucking Zoomer Guy"

by CPap April 6, 2007

zany zoomer

Zany is a very underrated & talented artist on twitter, why not go give her a follow?

Zany zoomer is EXTREMELY talented.

by JaudreyWasTaken December 8, 2020

Zoomer

Someone intensely tied to the Zoom platform, often students who have no say in the technology used to put classrooms online.

Mom: Hey Danny come to the kitchen it's time for lunch!
Danny: I can't, I'm in class over Zoom .
Mom: Okay Zoomer. Come get your lunch when you're done. Back in my day, we used to get lunch from the school and eat it in the cafeteria.
Danny: Ok Boomer.

by Another_Guy April 4, 2021

Zoomer Roulette

A game where 5 bullets are loaded into a revolver. Players take turns spinning the revolver and shooting themselves in the head. Normally played by Gen-Z.

"Did you hear Dave killed himself last week?"
"Nah, he was just playing Zoomer Roulette"

by ZubTheNub September 19, 2021

Zoomer

A young normie who has no knowledge on the subject of politics except for "Orange man bad".

ZOOMER:"Biden is totally not the worst president to ever exist."
Person with common sense: STFU zoomer

by fuckt4rd September 24, 2021

Epic Zoomer

An epic is a teenager who plays Minecraft, snacks on gushers, watches pewdiepie, and other cool shit. Zoomers are superior because they are smarter than all other generations. They most likely have tiktok and are with the trends. They binge watch all of Jacksepticeye’s videos and eat Mac and cheese while doing so. Epic zoomers are the future of the world.

Old lady: now, what is this Minecraft?

Epic zoomer: back off bitch!

by Hohnrv November 11, 2019

Zoomer

Contrary to some other definitions here, "zoomer" does NOT refer to Generation Z. It's the evolution of the term "boomer", for whom lifestyles and values are completely different from the late '50s and '60s. Whereas this generation previously aged in a sedentary context, they are now vibrant, active, busy -- and not set to retire at 65 as in days of yore. They in essence "zoom" now, so this is the term applied to them. It has nothing to do with the static, lethargic, vapid lifestyles of Generation Z.

Zoomers in their 50s, 60s and 70s are much more active in the gym these days.

by Vocabulary Victory March 25, 2019