zipper squat

When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.

Look at that man smoking a cigarette doing the zipper squat.

by Uncle Matto July 10, 2010

Zipper cream

An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.

Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.

by redread January 21, 2014

Zipper Burn

Where you get an erection while wearing pants.

"Your mom is hot, so she gave me a zipper burn."

by Orexio January 21, 2016

zipper lip

A Zipper lip is when a female is so cum drunk and cock hungry, she hastily rips the zipper down and while doing so her lip get caught in the zipper.

That chic wanted my cock so badly she got zipper lip.

by Tre from Tucson September 12, 2017

zipper critter

A Zipper Critter is a cute or friendly, familiar name name for genitalia often hidden from view by pants but accessed through a zipper.

Jenny, coming up on her third date with Larry was sure she 'd get to see his zipper critter.

Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.

by Torbert July 6, 2018

Zipperallaround

Used to describe when someone claims to constantly win when no ones spectating, But is trash when they play with the boys.

Person 1 “yea I got a win the other day”
Person 2 “hahaha sounds like your doing a zipperallaround again cause your fucking shit”
Person 1 “ fuck you”

by Russello1517 December 11, 2018

Ziphead

the meaning its when someone does something dumb

Can fish swim ?
No
You ziphead

by 4JKB December 17, 2018