New Plymouth, New Zealand

Small city where noone indicates while driving. Full of teens who do laps around the 3 blocks that is town, 2-something men who like 14-yo girls.
High crime rate due to many thickos who breed when they should really hide in a corner and hope noone ever sees their uggo face.

"New Plymouth, New Zealand is a small town in Taranaki"
"I live in NP, Taradise, NEW ZEALAND!"
"I have screwed most of the guys in New Plymouth, New Zealand"

by NZGirl December 21, 2009

New Zealand

Better than Australia. That's all you need to know, nah but really though, one of the most beautiful countries you will ever encounter. The nicest and most laid back people ever, who can actually take a joke and not get butthurt like the Aussies.

Example 1.
English men: Ever met a kiwi before?
Aussie: Fuck yeah, best cunts you'll ever meet.

Example 2.

Aussie: Fucken sheep shagger
Kiwi: Fucken aye, where do you think all your lamb comes from?

Aussie: .......
Kiwi: Straight from New Zealand, think about that when the gravy is running down your chin.

by Justakiwiinaus November 13, 2016

New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.

I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.

by Flynny500 June 2, 2011

new zealand

A small country 2200km from Australia, it is made up of two relitvaly large islands that are split by a narrow channel. The inhabitants of this island seem to have a deep seated hatred for Australians (C'mon Kiwis, we all ANZAC's here, craka please.), possibly because Australia seems to have claimed Russel crowe as their own.

I don't think all New zealanders shag sheep or say Fush and chups, but watch me quickly pull out these things when we verse em' at footy.

by Aussie April 9, 2005

New Zealand

A beautiful country in the Pacific Ocean. The air smells so fresh its almost sweet. Everywhere you go people smile at you and greet you, they make you feel welcome. Once you leave New Zealand you crave it and feel a deep urge to go back.

Man I dream about New Zealand every night

by galpalkyl101 March 24, 2016

zailand

A person who can be the best friend u have ever and very funny had but at the same time a bitch

Hi zailand

by I will not lie to u December 21, 2016

zarlana

Zarlana Is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. Although they’re typically quite and kept to themselves, they’ll have your back on anything! She’s a good listener with really good advice and will tell you their true opinion without being rude. Zarlana Is definitely a friend you want to have, she’s a true ride or die. Zarlana Is also a romantic who loves love! And Is also really optimistic. If you have a Zarlana in your life then you are truly blessed.

“Oo bro do you know Zarlana?”
“Yeah, she’s the sweetest. I love that girl!”

by urbestfriendsneighbor June 29, 2021