Yonk

To vomit, puke, throw up.

Tom: "ohhhh dude Ricky just totally yonked everywhere"

by cdl September 27, 2022

Yonk

To yonk. To pull literally or otherwise. Or to do anything. One yonks or has yonked.

Past tense: Yonked

“What’s up Jim? Wanna yonk on over and hang out?”
“I can’t. Claire is yonkin over and we’re gunna yonk a movie together.”

by Dipmaster29 September 24, 2020

Yonk

-jay

friend: “hey you got work today?” y/n: “yonk”

by ttinyperson July 24, 2021

yonk

bonking with with a y that stands for yanjun
bonking yanjuns forehead

PERSON: hey can i yonk your yorehead (yanjun forehead?)
YANJUN: no

by dbabys August 1, 2019

Yonk

Synonymous with yes. Largely used in agreement with a statement or question

Hey man, did you get the beers for the party?
Yonk bro!

by Belowaveragejoesky January 26, 2024

Sloppy Yonk

The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.

Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”

Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”

by Mbnmhc July 22, 2019

Yonk

The word you use when you don’t know how to reply.

“My Grandma died.”

“Yonk.”

by Bubblecones February 10, 2021