Limp yogurt

When a man ejaculates when he is not erected
Blake Miller was so horny, that he limp yogurted!
by Fatman2004 June 29, 2020
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Yogurt Pouch

The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.
She was tugging on my yogurt pouch last right while slobbin the knob.

My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.

I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.
by Eaton Holgoode August 07, 2018
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Yogurt Bottom

A very fat and submissive gay man with poor personal hygiene. A veritable std factory.
I’m so horny I would risk my dick on a yogurt bottom right now
by Hallaluscious February 21, 2019
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yogurt tsunami

A huge load of jiz stocked up and released creating a tsunami like effect with a yogurt texture.
I stuck my meat dagger and her anal cave and it produced a yogurt tsunami.
by Texhammer October 06, 2017
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Yogurt tears

Yogurt tears occur when a person takes male ejeculant to the face and more precisely the cheeks directly under the eye. As the ejeculant streams down the face you have yogurt tears.
I am gonna blow my load so hard in her face that she’ll cry yogurt tears.
by THEWox September 02, 2021
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Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.
Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.
by theredcup September 08, 2019
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