ya mum got mugged 

When your mum or someone else close to you gets murked.

"Hey, where'd my mum go?"
"ya mum got mugged!"
"Where?"
"Up your mum"

ya mum got mugged by Hopix January 18, 2007

Ya mum in a bagel 

Ya mum in a bagel is another come back, like ya mum
So after using ya mum you can say your mum in a bagel

KnobChesse: What yah up to later?

Yuh: Yur Mum

KnobChesse: O fuck of what yah doing later?

Yuh: Ya mum in a bagel

Ya mum in a bagel by Jasmine____<3 January 6, 2009

ya mum in a milk bar 

the most hilarious thing to ever be said

amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar

ya mum in a milk bar by yeeturmum July 13, 2019

ya mum a hoe 

a sentence you'd say to some annoying ass pubescent boy who won't leave you alone

person 1: oi
person 2: yeah?
person 1: guess what
person 2: what?
person 1: YA MUM A HOE!

ya mum a hoe by thefattestass101 April 27, 2022

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The ONLY retort against a mom diss.

"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005

Suck ya mum 

When a man says suck ya mum run

Suck ya mum u willy

Suck ya mum by Bezzer January 8, 2020