Ya Mum

Usually used in a sentence involving yer friend banging her

Guess who I had sex with last night? Ya Mum!

by BoxManTings March 23, 2021

ya mum a hoe

a sentence you'd say to some annoying ass pubescent boy who won't leave you alone

person 1: oi
person 2: yeah?
person 1: guess what
person 2: what?
person 1: YA MUM A HOE!

by thefattestass101 April 27, 2022

ya mum

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks

person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum

by qwedfgbnmzxcvghjiopqwertyuiopa October 30, 2013

Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.

"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"

by gzxy July 1, 2023

Ya mum

A knobjocky

Ya mum is a cunt

by Yorak_hunt February 6, 2024

ya mums a hoe

reality

ya mums a hoe get over it

by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018

Ya mum

An exquisite comeback to any wrekc roast, or burn. This comeback can also be followed up with something else.

Person 1: Ur a fatass
you: Well, ya mum

by Ya nan gay June 21, 2021