masturbate; pleasure oneself.
Guy: Do you ever, uh, ring your own doorbell?
Girl: No, why would I...
Guy: It's quite nice, you should try it sometime.
Girl: No, why would I...
Guy: It's quite nice, you should try it sometime.
by submarinesoup January 13, 2011
Get the Ring your own Doorbellmug. by gibletto de conco October 31, 2010
Get the smash your own chocolatemug. by ThisSecretNinja April 15, 2010
Get the Checking your own oilmug. It means BYOB but fun is substituted for booze. This is done because alcohol often starts the fun. The lone Sober person at a party does not usually have any fun.
Fun is also substituted as a code word so that minors don't have to worry about adults figuring out what is going to go on at a party.
The fact that it sounds nerdy and innocent makes it ironic.
Fun is also substituted as a code word so that minors don't have to worry about adults figuring out what is going to go on at a party.
The fact that it sounds nerdy and innocent makes it ironic.
by Louis Richards January 2, 2008
Get the Bring Your Own Funmug. "My lawyer fucked me," he said.
"Hmmm," I said. You do your own time in prison if you want to get out while your dick still works without viagra.
"Hmmm," I said. You do your own time in prison if you want to get out while your dick still works without viagra.
by Nathaniel Hawthorne December 26, 2003
Get the Do your own timemug. an act of butch bull dykes to not use store bought brands of tampons but to rool their own. common practise among hippies and tree huggers .
by T@UT$ February 16, 2010
Get the Roll Your Own Tamponmug. Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.
The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.
The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.
The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."
by some guy from the internet October 13, 2014
Get the kick your own catmug.