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Equation wrangler

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no equation wrangler, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
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Rectal Wrangler

A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
Me: I'm love some rough assplay
Friend: you're such a rectal wrangler
by Jordowns April 28, 2014
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Hose Wrangler

When you get your ass kicked by a waterhose while filling a waterbed.
Tim was a real hose wrangler yesterday.
by new1daga December 1, 2009
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worm wrangler

i felt like a real worm wrangler the other night in the men's room
by Doug W. February 10, 2008
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sack wrangler

Sack Wrangling originated in the south, gay cowboys were often picked on even ostracized by the fellow cowboy community. They travelled north and developed their very own gay colony (now known as Calgary AB) where they were free to wrangle sack without being judged.
sack wrangler: chasing the coin purse, tea bag, balls, scrotum, testicles, cum filled pouch.
by Tyler Chassie January 9, 2008
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sack wrangler

Anytime they throw a party, women never show - it's totally brokeback with nothing but sack wranglers.
by FilthyJock February 27, 2006
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Nut Wranglers

-Jeans that are too tight on your genitals.Pants that are so tight,and look like belong to your younger sibiling no matter how fast you move your genitals stay in place while experiencing percipitation in your under garments.
Cuzzo got on them nut wranglers he proly stole em from his little sister
by DeepEastOaklandKillaFornia October 25, 2007
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