1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)
2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
by Jordowns April 28, 2014

by new1daga December 1, 2009

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

Sack Wrangling originated in the south, gay cowboys were often picked on even ostracized by the fellow cowboy community. They travelled north and developed their very own gay colony (now known as Calgary AB) where they were free to wrangle sack without being judged.
by Tyler Chassie January 9, 2008

Anytime they throw a party, women never show - it's totally brokeback with nothing but sack wranglers.
by FilthyJock February 27, 2006

-Jeans that are too tight on your genitals.Pants that are so tight,and look like belong to your younger sibiling no matter how fast you move your genitals stay in place while experiencing percipitation in your under garments.
by DeepEastOaklandKillaFornia October 25, 2007
