Wrinkle Wrangler

A person that's unusually sexually attracted to extremely wrinkly old people
He was called the Wrinkle Wrangler for his sexually driven obsession with old people and their wrinkles.
by Honeybuns February 09, 2017
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Hose Wrangler

When you get your ass kicked by a waterhose while filling a waterbed.
by new1daga December 01, 2009
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worm wrangler

i felt like a real worm wrangler the other night in the men's room
by Doug W. February 11, 2008
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Rectal Wrangler

A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
Me: I'm love some rough assplay
Friend: you're such a rectal wrangler
by Jordowns April 29, 2014
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sack wrangler

Sack Wrangling originated in the south, gay cowboys were often picked on even ostracized by the fellow cowboy community. They travelled north and developed their very own gay colony (now known as Calgary AB) where they were free to wrangle sack without being judged.
sack wrangler: chasing the coin purse, tea bag, balls, scrotum, testicles, cum filled pouch.
by Tyler Chassie December 26, 2007
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sack wrangler

Anytime they throw a party, women never show - it's totally brokeback with nothing but sack wranglers.
by FilthyJock February 24, 2006
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Taint Wrangler

(teynt; reyngler) -noun

1. an annoying or idiotic person.
2. A tool or douchebag.
Shut up you taint wrangler!

Dude.... Stop being such a Taint Wrangler.
by Dr. Mjolner February 03, 2010
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