wonky

Another name for the male reproductive organ, penis.

Son quit playing with your wonky.

by Timmy Joe Jenkins November 14, 2005

wonky eyed shit cunt

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

by Big Worm July 18, 2008

Wonky Nut Nut

Someone that is a worry warted frogger doodle.
Usually a jealous guy

Mary-Ann: Julee my boyfriend is always worrying and he's very jealous!

Julee: What a wonky nut nut

by Kitkat_208 January 01, 2009

wonky

Extremely drunk

Jack was so wonky last night! Did you see him try to get off with that tree?

by Grottyface November 12, 2014

Wonky

The after feeling one gets after smoking weed. It is essentially a high hangover.

This weed will have me feeling wonky for days.

by Lilpistolstarter August 24, 2013

Wonky

Hey have you heard Rob, has a Wonky Jaw man looks like he was dropped As a kid.

Rob has a Wonky jaw.

by Tony Prod May 16, 2022

Wonky

A loopy backwards person

Can’t believe Tom Roberts is doing that,he’s so wonky

by C4 droppah April 29, 2020