Wizard Stick

An erection

Tyler stood in front of Alex in his sweat pants, embarrassed of his pulsing wizard stick

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Wizard sleeve

Enormous vagina

...when she pulled down her pants it looked like a wizard sleeve.

by Male chauvinist pig February 27, 2018

Wizard Shit

Shit Wizards do.

Like 💨🌲s all day and still handle all their biz. #🧙 ♂️💩

My homie has kids, a sick career and 💨s 🌲s all day. That's some Wizard Shit.

by SexDrugsJokes October 7, 2019

Wizard Sex

Covid-19

“Hey I was with your girlfriend and I had wizard sex.”

by Quasex October 4, 2020

Wizard Staffs

A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"

I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.

Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.

by FUBAI2 March 16, 2021

Wizard Sleeve

Dan Powers
(A name used to redirect an insult)

Dan: Alright bitch?
You: Alright Wizard Sleeve

by Blacksheep95 September 24, 2022

wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.

Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick

by FattyBizkits May 11, 2023