A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.
John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.
by BrizzleRizzle December 18, 2024

Bentley
Bentley is a handsome brunette curly-headed boy who has the most beautiful and gorgeous hazel eyes with green flicks. He has soft lips and a perfect smurf almost looking nose. His smile makes anyone smile and is infectious like the flu. Even though he has a hard time expressing how much he cares for someone he still goes out of his way to show that he appreciates you. He is funny and lives off the term Yolo meaning “ you only live once” he is a daredevil and will do anything for the plot. He goes out of his way to my sure people are happy even if that means he's unhappy. He has inappropriate humor but nothing that will make you too uncomfortable. He is naturally funny in a dumb way and is super good at math. He has great clothing taste and gives the best hugs. His hands are super off when you hold them as if he takes care of them, and smells like home.
by TheyLuvAlana November 20, 2023

Bentley is one of the sweetest boys you’ll ever meet. A little dry, but he cares a lot. Best boyfriend, son, friend. Will always choose his friends before any girl. He is totally dirty-minded but hides it very well. He’s super cute and tall.
- Bentley’s Mom once said “did you dislike your past step-moms?”
- Bentley said :: “Yes, I just hid it.”
- Bentley said :: “Yes, I just hid it.”
by oneofhislovers November 20, 2023

by cum slinga November 14, 2022

A dumbass black man who looks like Hitler banged the fuck out of harriet Tubman and they had a kid with a birth defect. Also replies "because I'm black" to everything.
Bentley is retarded.
by Bentskee December 10, 2019

1. The self-indulgent, materialistic moment one has alone with their ultra-luxury vehicle. Usually a Bentley, but any six figure vehicle passes. 2. Any moment that while driving your ultra-luxury vehicle, women begin stalking you with their cars.
1. "I love the buttery soft upolstery. I bet I could stick my dick between the headrest and seat, and make myself cum."
2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."
2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010

by mynameisnotyournamelol October 9, 2021
