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Dying Whale Noises

When one is so overcome with emotion that he or she makes a noise akin to a whale getting stabbed through with a hot poker and dragged several miles by a racing speedboat before getting forcibly beached onto a remote island where the beach has sharp, pointy rocks instead of sand.

Alternatively defined as: Regular whale noises amplified in a sobbing manner by an emotionally compromised human being.
Your favorite character in that show you've been watching for five years dies at the end.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
or
Your celebrity crush bumps into you in a coffeeshop AND ACTUALLY CARESSES YOUR ARM and smiles at you and everything.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
by DGMerls February 6, 2013
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Whalebanger

Basically in it's most literal sense it means "one who fornicates with whales" but it is a very diverse term and can easily replace a few of the swear words you'd normally use.
For instance, your mother is a whalebanger.
by KTWBTKY.com August 27, 2011
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Whalejob

The act in which an obese girl puts your dick between to rolls in her fat and thrusts it repetitively until you jizz in her blowhole.
Daniel: Hey man did you get any action at that party last night?

Aaron: Dude I totally got a whalejob from this hot babe!

Daniel: That's fucked...
by HEYCACK July 4, 2010
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Whale Sack

A Whale Sack is the slang term for a whale genetal. Usually, sperm whales are called this.
Boy : look at that sperm whale
Girl : sperm whale? Thats a Whale Sack!
Boy : whats a Whale Sack?
Girl : you.
by whalesack May 26, 2014
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Whale Poaching

The act of whale poaching is when one (usually a straight male) goes to wheel one of the fattest girls that they know that probably has Heppatitis A, B, C and even others that havn't been discovered yet. This practice is only ever done under irony to make the poacher's friends laugh.
Charlie: Hey there's Victoria N, who wants to go Whale Poaching.

Tommy: I guess I'll do it, hopefully I don't contract Heppatitis B!
by AllahuSnackbarr August 23, 2016
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Bubbly Whale

A type of whale that speaks English, and it's gender is found out by skin color. Male:Blue
Female:Pink
We saw a Bubbly Whale today!
by Dubby360 August 22, 2016
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Pink Whale Challenge

The positive alternative to the blue whale challenge which is also known as BWC.

Some refer to the pink whale challenge as PWC.

The PWC is similar to the BWC, however, it is only filled with positive tasks.
There are 50 tasks, such as 'Write "I am beautiful" on your hand with a sharpie or marker.' or 'Give yourself a pep talk for at least 5 minutes.'

NOTE: Please do not participate in the BWC, it is a suicide game with DANGEROUS tasks. If you feel suicidal urges or feel the need to harm yourself please call the national suicide hotline. The number is below.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
Robert: Hey man, I'm doing the Pink Whale Challenge.
Jenny: That's great, I am too!
by FanofFandoms July 18, 2020
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