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Nerd-o-welly

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.
"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."

"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"
by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011
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Welly B

Welly B is a nickname for the drug Wellbutrin (bupropion), which is an antidepressant that is also used to treat various other mental health conditions
Doc put me on that welly b, now I've been enjoying life
by supercoolandawesomejen August 11, 2025
mugGet the Welly Bmug.

Welly Well Well

When someone is being sarcastic while pretending to welcome you.
"Welly well well, look who's back!"
by XeroineTheHeroin June 19, 2023
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welly

term used by gordon ramsay whenever he wanted you to show him your welly
SHOW ME YOUR WELLY!
by rotund1227 September 7, 2025
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ellie wellie

my freiend and a bitch
by da d awd a October 11, 2020
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Jelly Welly

To date a mentally handicapped Italian just because you’re worried he’ll die in the wild on his own.
“Yo did you see that guys girlfriend” “yea man that’s definitely a Jelly Welly situation
by Fuck-you-Tony October 11, 2023
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Wellie

plural Wellies
An eccentric term for a Condom or Johnny.
Aye before you fuck me you’re going to have to slip on your Wellie.
by AitcH2O March 17, 2020
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