Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Western New England College

(WNEC) A college in Springfield Massachusetts that has a very high male to female ratio making it very difficult for a guy to get laid.

-"Hey I'm going to Western New England College next year!"
-"That sucks man you're never gonna get laid."

by billakaherc August 5, 2006

Western Bulldogs

The best team in The AFL (Australian Football League)

Did you see the Western Bulldogs today mate?

Yeah they were bloody good weren't they?

Yep they're gonna win the grand final this year for sure.

by ifeellikeabeer May 29, 2007

Backpacking in Western Europe

When um you trying to sleep with someone you tell them about the time you went backpacking in Western Europe or start with asking "did I ever tell you about the time I was backpacking in Western Europe?" Question is normally enough to seduce someone.

R: Did I ever tell you about the time I was backpacking in Western Europe?
The Holiday Armadillo: *starts kissing R*
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J: Years ago when I was backpacking through western Europe I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo, I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing, there was a very secluded lake and there were tall trees all around, it was dead silent and across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying...

The holiday armadillo: *seduced* why was she crying?

by Lrx26 May 1, 2021

western blot

A technique using gel electrophoresis to locate a certain protein. Primary antibodies are used to attach to the protein, then secondary antibodies attach to the primary antibodies to exhibit something that can be viewed. e.g. fluoresce.

The gel commonly used for the blot is a polyacrylamide gel.

Yesterday I ran a western blot on the protein I extracted from my rat brain cells.

by Naiin June 22, 2009

Weener Banjo

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.

Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!

by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012

Westeration

An elaborate explanation that puts all exaggerations to shame.

Guy1: Dude, I totally just banged the hottest girl in school!
Guy2: No fucking way dude?! Really?!
Guy1: Well, she kinda just gave me head but it was awesome!
Guy2: Badass man! Forserious?
Guy1: Well... Not really, but we totally made out hardcore man!
Guy2: Come on.. really dude?
Guy1: No... I lied, I got her number though...
Guy2: Dude, that was the biggest Westeration i've ever heard

by Imaobxer March 4, 2009