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weed

The least harmful drug... no one has died from it. One of the best herbs known to man. Can be smoked from many numerous things. Is misconstrewed by society to be a bad thing when people are using it as medication. Is best when smoked from G.B.
Me:Hey pass that shit.
Person1:Dude let me take a G.B hit.
Me: Alright fine try and clear tht shit though while I take this blunt into the other room....

Person1:Hey man you want some weed?
person2:No thanks I think its bad for you.
Person1:wow.... you dont know what you're missing.
person2:well I might get addicted
person1:DUDE U CANT GET ADDICTED STFU.
by Megggerr June 11, 2007
mugGet the weedmug.

weed

Another word for marijuana. A natural plant that usually gives positive feelings when smoked/consumed/etc. People who smoke weed aren't trying to run away from their problems. They're just relaxing and taking a break - it's like a lunch break from life.

It takes a smart person to stay away from drugs... but it takes a genious to do drugs wisely. If you're constantly stoned, you'll probably end up with some problems. But if you smoke in moderation, you'll be a happy person.

It has not been proven that weed causes schizophrenia. Yes, if you smoke too much, it can be harmful to your lungs. If weed is legalized, research could be done to remove the harmful substances from weed.

Ever wonder why you never hear anything bad about Jamaica? Weed is legal there. Connect the dots, people!

Also, I don't know one person who smokes weed just to "be cool."
I smoke weed every so often to relax. I live a successful life.
by !Annie January 6, 2009
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weed

A really fun "drug" that cant exactly hurt you (unless you do it everyday) and for people who say it will give you cancer and shit... guess what... cancer takes YEARS and YEARS to develop. Plus the people who say its for losers with no life and people do it to look cool.. well to me they are complete dumasses that need to look at life and be like theres a lot of fun things i can do... weed being one of them... also for the people who say people like me will go braindead i have a A B average and probably the reason why you say that is because youv'e NEVER tryed it so you'd NEVER know how fun it is
Guy1: Hey i just got some weed wanna go smoke a bowl?
Guy2: Your a dumass you'll die if you smoke that!
Guy1: (PUNCHES GUY2 IN THE FACE)
Guy1: Well your bleeding pretty badly from that punch.. ya know you could die from that too!
by Poppa Loppie June 14, 2007
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weed

Slang for marijuana. Weed is most often smoked as an illegal drug all over the world.
by Ainolketta March 9, 2005
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weed

a plant that relieves your problems temporarily, therefore you smoke some more, maybe drink too, and you're fine for the day. even better than Kool Aid.
Dude 1-"dude i think my girlfriend is pregnant"
Dude 2-"dont worry about it man"
Dude 1-"im fucking 16!"
Dude 2-"dammit you're bitching again. here have some weed"
<Dude 1 smokes weed>
Dude 1-"ahhh...good shit...you know what, i dont even think its my baby, my girlfriends a slut monkey anyways"
Dude 3-"yeah she is. i plowed her field yesterday!"
by asswipe chris March 18, 2011
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weed

The buds of marijuan(weed)(reefaZ)(street weed)
Frontin'? Nigga twist up a fat cone and/or coner.
by cones December 3, 2002
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weed

you smoke it
it gets you high
you usually love it
dont smoke weed if your friends dont
you will lose them as your friends
...which is why i quit.
by aguynamedandy December 9, 2008
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