Wampus Cat 

A rarely seen beast native to the Hickman county\ Pinewood area. Thought to be extinct, until it's recent sightings. Cat Wampus has be known for it's fierce,elusive, and easily startled nature. The Wampus also has an optical allergen to camouflage. Which means pisses him off. If seen with "camo" on, drop your clothes and run. Its safer that way...

I was deer huntin, and ran across a Wampus Cat. Instantly I ripped off my "camo". Made a run for it. Because I'm not a dumbass.

Wampus Cat by BrianMccaleb January 14, 2017

wumpish 

(adj.) Lame or disappointing.

Dude, Donald Trump is so wumpish

wumpish by GRACEFULGAL909 March 17, 2018

wumpu 

Typically the shorting or misspelling of "Wumpus". But, it's used by one Discord user. wumpu#8364. It's just a dude, with a cool username. People sometimes call him wumpus, and he doesn't really mind it. How to he get that username? The fruit from Crash Bandicoot, the Wumpas.

1 "Man, wumpu sure does like osu!mania, he must get no bitches."

2 "Naaah, with his finger skills he would be great with the girls."

wumpu by bizzybeeizzy March 7, 2022

golden wompus 

a extremely freaky nerd. They usually have no lives.

a golden wompus are usually guys who play with computers all day for no particular reason.

golden wompus by Maddy Gillespie May 3, 2008

Whumpus 

A slightly overweight individual who is slow, and unwieldy in movement due to their weight. A whumpus lacks agility, and almost always looks funny when trying to move quickly.

Man, Mac is such a whumpus. He sure looks ridiculous when he runs.

Whumpus by Franz Vorenkamp April 3, 2008

wumps 

wumps is an acronym standing for white upper middle private school. technically it should be wumcps (the c standing for class), but the c is dropped for ease.

like the american term WASP, but more international.

originating in London, England.

often changed to wump or wumpy in conversation.

"Will is such a wump."

"Ha! what a wumpy outfit!"

"This place is full of wumps."

wumps by Nick and Nick January 6, 2008

Wampus 

When your anus is like a vacuum and you get popcorn stuck in your shitter.

Last night I was wampus

Wampus by wampus420 May 21, 2018