Vulcan Civilian

A Vulcan Civilian can come into mane different shapes. Lets take Spock, a chief science officer under Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise, known for his great intellect and in his later years from spending time with his fellow human friends. One thing many files about Spock neglect to tell is that he is a half human Vulcan as Sarek ( Spocks Father ) loved a human. Spock had an amazing grasp on instruments, and when in the episode Amok Time he invites Kirk and McCoy the chief doctor aboard the USS Enterprise at the time to his wedding ritual. But part of his wedding ritual Spock tries to kill Kirk. It is truly showing how Vulcans can change over time, at least they aren't Romulans .

H=Human V=Vulcan R=Romuan

H: V Can you please scan for any anomalous readings coming from the planet
V: Yes Captain
V: 3 Counts of Romulan tech
V: And we have an incoming transmission
H: On Screen
R: How dare you breach our airspace
V: With all due respect what do you think about the people you took this planet from
R: What are you talking about you Vulcan Civilian.
H: PHOTON TORPEDOS

by Bridgetisacutie February 22, 2019

Black Vulcan

The sexiest of the Super Friends and YOU KNOW IT.

Also known for his appearances on Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

Black Vulcan: Great Lightning!

Black Vulcan: Pure electricity... in my pants.

by IDONTMIND June 30, 2019

vulcan

dumb fucker... idiot... or defintion of dumbass

dude jordan is being a fucking vulcan idiot

by jo$h November 06, 2007

The Vulcan

When a girl has two vaginas. Instead of two in the pink, it's two in both pinks and one in the sink.

"Dude, I just gave her the Vulcan and had her squirting from both pussy holes."

by Punisher Gush July 14, 2024

romulan vulcan soap

It is the war of two different soap brands merging with eventual unification at the realizations of being bar soap cousins.

Unlike Vulcan soap, Romulan Vulcan soap leads to a better overall soap; each lending their own advantages.

by Creonmahoney March 04, 2015

Vulcan

1: A slang for "fail"
2: Anything having to do with epic failness
3: Walrus?

1+2:"Hey man that bike fall was an epic vulcan."
3:"Woah that is one fat vulcan!"

by NKCrash April 19, 2009

Vulcan nipples

Vulcan nipples are nipples which are big and fat like a Vulcano and the tip goes in

Bob: Andy what is with your nipples

Andy: Idk bro
Bob: These look like Vulcans

Andy: I know I can even squirt milk with them

Andy Gas Vulcan nipples

by pussaysnackr oof July 11, 2018