Vertical Taco

A females vagina or vaginal opening.
See cunt,pussy,lady lips and lettuce.

Derived from a mexican taco, which has meat inside it and "hot sauce". Mexicans usually eat tacos...

Man that gal spread her legs and said, "baby, my vertical taco is getting cold, eat it quickly- lick all the sauce and add after that add the mayonnaise!.....uh uh yeah oh damn uh uh huuuhhh hhuuuuuh euhhh", and so on.

by Piraveen June 3, 2004

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Vertical Monster Mash

This word was created in an episode of Futurama.

This word means two monsters, aliens, etc. having sex with each other while standing up.

"I Guarantee That By The End Of This Night You'll Be Doing The Vertical Monster Mash"

by Soldier 91 January 24, 2005

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Vertical Swamp Ass

An overtly extreme case of sweating that results in or produces a vertical line of sweat over the crack of one's ass, typically caused by vigorous exertion. Could also be known as "water on the rear"

At the gym I saw a girl come out of the cardio kick boxing class and she had a severe case of vertical swamp ass. Gross.

by star9shine February 6, 2008

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Vertin

Something unexplainable. When you have no other word to describe a feeling or situation, then it is Vertin.

He stuck his hand into the goop. It felt like vertin.

by Dr. Worm September 15, 2003

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vertimbo

Slang: From the combination of the words "vertical" and "limbo". Refers to having to stand on one's tip-toes and shimmy between a wall or other vertical barrier and the back of a chair. The chair is occupied by a person of enourmous girth.

Truant had to do the vertimbo after lunch to exit the Waterloo Ice House on Burnet Road. Norling laughed.

by truant January 13, 2004

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