Excessive complimenting of an individual or a group for completing a task. Verbal Fellatio takes one of two forms, both equally insulting:
(1) The completed task is so mundane or trivial that the given comment is perceived as insincere.
(2) Closure of the task is a modern day miracle considering the abundance of incompetent personnel that were responsible for the project.
In either case, the person issuing the compliments is an imbecile.
(1) The completed task is so mundane or trivial that the given comment is perceived as insincere.
(2) Closure of the task is a modern day miracle considering the abundance of incompetent personnel that were responsible for the project.
In either case, the person issuing the compliments is an imbecile.
The email sent out by the CEO complimenting the managers on their great work was nothing short of verbal fellatio.
by Dr. Shart October 22, 2008
Get the Verbal Fellatiomug. damn, verbal is the shizznit!!
by Sarah LOL February 22, 2004
Get the verbalmug. The act of arguing and fighting with another person verbally.
To trash talk and call one another names.
To trash talk and call one another names.
Verbal Jousting:
Bob: "Billy your nothing but a scrawny little emo queer!!"
Billy Bob: "Shut the fuck up you long nosed ffffaggot!"
Bob: "Billy your nothing but a scrawny little emo queer!!"
Billy Bob: "Shut the fuck up you long nosed ffffaggot!"
by Verbal Jousting October 30, 2009
Get the Verbal Joustingmug. Words strung together to make one either sound stupid or make no sense.
When a person says whatever comes to mind without thinking them through, specially when drunk.
When a person says whatever comes to mind without thinking them through, specially when drunk.
Telling your boss he smells like a turd covered in rotten bananas at the Christmas party after having a few drinks, is a case of "verbal vomit"
by Aaroni149 January 9, 2009
Get the Verbal Vomitmug. When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. See mental slap.
Person One - Yeah, I got a 95 in math last year.
Person Two - So? You slept with the teacher.
Person Three - Verbal Slap!
Person Two - So? You slept with the teacher.
Person Three - Verbal Slap!
by More Awesome Than Thou December 28, 2005
Get the Verbal Slapmug. A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.
Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples
Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples
"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."
"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>
<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"
"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>
<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"
by The Ugly One January 7, 2004
Get the verbal diarrheamug. Unbeknownst to the speaker, but obvious to most listeners, the repeated mispronunciation of a specific word out of pure individual ignorance, as opposed to being attributed to region or dialect. It sounds so absurd that people have to decide whether or not to mention it, as it will be embarrassing to the speaker, much like informing someone of broccoli in their teeth.
“He was very ‘pacific’ with his instructions.”
“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”
“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”
Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.
“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”
“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”
Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.
“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
by Great Grammar August 30, 2021
Get the Verbal Broccolimug.