venture-quest

an epic drugged up,coricidin cough and cold(ccc)induced, adventure of sorts, usually involving an asian, typically not more than 3-5 blocks in distance but has been known to reach 20-30 blocks and a train ride or two, generally with no point, its an "ADVENTURE"(VENTURE) in the sense that at the times it seems to be to a far away land of epic proportians, which usual ands up being down the block or a few blocks to a 7-11 or popeyes, its a "QUEST" in the sense that you are going somewhere to obtain something that seems to be a great importance, though usually is more pills, "venture-quest" usually occurs in a social setting as in outside,with friends, or anywhere in which there is no established rules, but a "venture-quest" can and has on many times occured during a school day and in a school setting, the "adventure" part being walking around to your classes, and the "quest" partbecause you are usual trying to obtain something, another nap, a ciggarette in the bathroom, or somefood from the cafe, in short most situations in which something must be attained is a "venture-quest" under the circumstances mentioned before, in short a "venture-quest" is the what defines a triple c,coricidin cough and cold(ccc) trip, it happens regard less, and is mucho fun for those under the influence of any intoxicant, its has defined over a year of a life, and shows no sign of slowing down

Gallow-"Venture-quest?"
AZN-"Ugh.....where?"
Gallow-"Quickcheck"
AZN-"Will it be epic?"
Gallow-"We shall make it epic, i have a dollar"

by Bambi/Gallow February 21, 2009

Rusty Venture

Where you take the girl out to a huge dinner and you don't let her go to the can. While having anal sex with her, she takes a dump on your dick, and right before you are about to get off you shoot it on her back. That's the rusty part. The venture part comes in when you eat that junk off her back without your hands.

I took Sally out for a dinner and had the best Rusty Venture that night.

by Atticus620 November 24, 2010

VentureKraft

A really cool MC Server.

That server is such a VentureKraft server.

by abruucd July 13, 2017

venturing into the jungle

when two guys get drunk together, and it's just them alone in the house on a saturday night... things can happen the two (straight) guys would never say occured.

"jeez man... i can't even remember that party last night, but i think i ventured into the jungle..."

"omg... those two guys were totally venturing into the jungle"

by tarzan1234 September 20, 2011

ventriloquist fart

A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.

My Dad cut a silent fart on the elevator and started staring at this other guy. All the other passengers started staring at the other guy too. My Dad made a dummy out of him. It was the perfect ventriloquist fart.

by Omphalos October 26, 2012

Ventrilifart

A fart that comes from one person that sounds like it came from someone else.

Oh my God, Susie just farted! Oh, my mistake, that was a ventrilifart. It really came from Bobby.

by Shp69 November 25, 2013

Ventura Beach

Ventura Beach, officially named San Buenaventura, was founded in 1782 by Saint Junipero Serra when he established Mission San Buenaventura, the ninth of the California missions. With a population of around 111,000 spread out over 32 square miles Ventura Beach is a coastal community in southern California 62 miles north of Los Angeles, 27 miles south of Santa Barbara and 15 miles southwest of Ojai. Ventura Beach rules. Enjoying a Mediterranean climate Ventura Beach is comfortable year round. Tons of sun and just enough cool weather. Ventura Beach residents seam to smile like all the time. And why not? Ventura Beach is surrounded on three sides by the positive energy of water in motion. To the south is the Santa Clara river, to the north is the Ventura river and to the west the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. Ventura Beach offers great outdoor opportunities. Patagonia clothing started and is still headquartered in Ventura Beach. That ought to tell you something. Ventura Beach is totally bitchin. Check it out. You will be stoked.

Guy 1: "Dude you live in Ventura Beach? How bitchin is that?"
Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked."

Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah."

Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach."
Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?"
Mom: "I'm down!"

by Mr Special March 24, 2019