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mississippi vacuum

An obese woman's vagina that sucks up everything in sight.
i can barely walk after that girl last night gave me a mississippi vacuum
by The Dark Meat July 31, 2009
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moral-vacuum

A complete lack of morals and integrity, in most cases acting belligerently and knowingly rejecting scrunity.
"How good is our moral-vacuum?" says the leadership team of the Australian Liberal National Party - being a working definition and classic example of a space devoid of morals and integrity
by Bauplenut January 16, 2020
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cheeseburger vacuum

One who sucks up cheeseburgers/other fatty foods like a vacuum cleaner. Used as a derogatory term for those that are extremely overweight.
Dang, Trent is such a cheeseburger vacuum! That boy would eat a turd if you put ketchup on it!
by ShirleyIsTheDevil May 21, 2008
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Vacuum-Job

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
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vacuum hicky

A hicky that one gives oneself, since they are too pathetic to even get a hicky from another person.
My younger brother gave himself ANOTHER vacuum hicky. He swears it was an accident. I swear he wants to look like a skanky hoe.
by Juombie June 18, 2011
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vacuum fairy

An early pregnancy termination clinic, usually located in downtown areas
"I gotta take my girl to the vacuum fairy tomorrow. Ain't nobody got no time for no kids."
by MrBJones June 11, 2013
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vacuum suction

Something a guy uses on his ding-a-ling when he is unable to lose his virginity to an actual girl
My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!
by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016
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