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techno-urgency

A state of tension brought about by performing a technical task for someone who is impatient.
I hate doing computer stuff in his presence - he brings way too much techno-urgency.
Do it yourself! You bring way too much techno-urgency.
Would you back off? Your techno-urgency is unbearable.
by wally9800 December 11, 2020
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Rectal urges

When one has the random urge to have their rectum sensationally masturbated or fucked the shit out of. This could be with fingers, a dildo or an erect penis.
Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.
by Oggy Nelson February 3, 2022
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Top Urgent

Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -

TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024
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no sense of urgency

when your friends and you go and buy mcdonalds and you are late for your ALP but don’t give a shit but when you go back to school u kena by cher
“Y’all have no sense of urgency at all , 10 people go and buy macdonalds? isnt that ridiculous ?”
by blublublu August 21, 2021
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with the urgency of an emergency tampon

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW
As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"
by von groovy July 9, 2024
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