Ur mom

A comeback that works for everything

Dude youre so bad at life!
ur mom is bad at life.

by UmmTheUsernamesAreAllTaken January 9, 2016

Ur Mom

The thing that manufactured you.

Also a comeback.

guy 1: Dude what made me?
guy 2: Ur mom

by Turtles_ January 28, 2021

ur MOM

A highly derogatory phrase which replaces the subject of a person's sentence to form a base and unoriginal form of retaliation (for those with difficulty thinking of witty comebacks).

"That was a great sandwich."
"Ur Mom was a great sandwich! Oh! Diss!"

by bamboo shoot October 25, 2004

Ur Mom

Something Carl Wheezer tells Jimmy when he asks who Carl wants to fuck and suck

Jimmy: Who do you want to bang

Carl: *Vapes* Ur Mom

by Missionarydog69 November 7, 2019

UR MOM

Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly.

Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.

Guy 1: "Whoa! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..."
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company May 1, 2005

Ur Mom

Ur Mom is typically very big gay. However does sleep with all your friends as they like to remind you at any opportunity possible. The information is usually followed by L.O.L (Lily’s on lawn).

“Hi, how are you?”
“Ha ha ur mom gay lol, I want to die”
“Me too”

by MyFuryRomance07 March 25, 2019

Ur mom

Honestly you can say it for anything. Compliment, insult, describing your great aunt at her funeral! The possibilities are endless!

Ur mom: Hey Jimmy did you get your homework done?
Jimmy: ur mom

Karen: I dEmAnD tO sPeAk To ThE mAnAGeR!!! WhO iS hE!?!
Me: ur mom!

by Tessa2021 February 5, 2020