Rhino-fuck up the ass

1. Totally self explanitory; needs no definition

2. To ferociously perform intercourse on an attractive booty.

3. To be in a completely fucked-up situation

1. DAMN! I wanna rhino-fuck that bitch up the ass.

2. DAMN! I wanna rhino-fuck that bitch up the ass.

3. DAMN! We are so rhino-fucked up the ass.

4. Rhino-fuck up the ass

by Corn-roller September 29, 2005

Jump up my ass

a more subtle term of go fuck your self

johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!

by the dame duck May 15, 2009

up your ass & to the left

A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.

"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."

"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."

by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019

head up ones ass

when your so busy being a dick head and not knowing what your doing that at one point you buy yourself a glass stomach so you can see ware your going because your head is so far up ones ass.

HOLY SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING PRICK!

wow sweet glass stomach i wish i had my head up ones ass.

by jesse tomasello December 17, 2008

Beat up yo ass

Yes I wanna see my friends suffer cuz they drew my OC's naked

Friend 1:Look what I did!!!
Me:?
Friend 1:*show's nsfw of my oc's*
Me:*stares at him with my slipper ready*
Friend 1:*scoots away*
Me:LET ME BEAT UP YO ASS

by Plantasaurus October 5, 2021

apple up my ass

NOUN: a apple that is up your ass

Person 1: Guys! Help there's a apple up my ass!!
Person 2: good

by friskat3am_ June 15, 2022

ant up your ass

to act all nervous and jerky in a social situation

dude-you totally acted like you had an ant up your ass when those chicks came over here

by bobbyt June 18, 2006