Jump up my ass

Jump up my Ass
(Southern US slang) A verbal berating, often in public among one's peers. When a person in a superior position belittles and/or humiliates you.

Jeez, did Sergeant Major really need to Jump up my Ass like that? All I did was mix up some ammonia and bleach so I could clean the floor of the barracks!

by VirgilVulpes December 05, 2021

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Bee up your ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.

Shannon: Jesus, you are really pissing me off today, can't you see I have own shit going on here?
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.

by Shannon307 November 07, 2018

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blowing smoke up my ass

Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)

Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.

by RSD July 07, 2006

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shove a lightsaber up your ass

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?

Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*

by shitless sam January 06, 2018

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