unicorn

a mythical creature that is rarely found, see girlfriend

The chances of you finding a girlfriend is the same as you finding a unicorn

by inoesomestuff October 31, 2004

unicorn

the magical, mystical creature that is the female erection, or lady wood.

"Regina, your unicorn is showing". or.. (Tounge rolled up, mouth open) "Chelsea, put your unicorn in here." OR "Garrett Hedlund gives me a MAD unicorn!

by coricamram May 24, 2011

unicorned

To stick an enemy in Halo 3 with a spike grenade so that it sticks out of their head giving them the appearance of a unicorn.

Yo man, you just got unicorned!

by MNetLucas November 2, 2008

Unicorn

A bisexual but single female in a swingers party.

"Hey look... is that a unicorn over by the bar?"

by sueeey June 17, 2013

Unicorning

Wearing a rubber mask and posing in front of national monuments, cruising through inappropriate venues (funerals, banks, day care centers), dancing at musical festivals, sight-seeing, doing tourist stuff and also everyday things like going to Costco to get samples of food.

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by TheUnicornArmy September 6, 2013

unicorn

a large handful of naked trolls beautifuking

damn thats one nice unicorn

by hey i have crippling depressio May 8, 2018

Unicorning

Taking a shit in a Pringles can and sticking it to someone's windshield of their car. (Making their car a unicorn)

We bough a bunch cans of Pringles and once they were gone were went around Unicorning every car in the parking lot.

by HelenKellerxxx May 14, 2016