unicorn

a mythical creature that is rarely found, see girlfriend

The chances of you finding a girlfriend is the same as you finding a unicorn

by inoesomestuff November 01, 2004

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unicorn

the magical, mystical creature that is the female erection, or lady wood.

"Regina, your unicorn is showing". or.. (Tounge rolled up, mouth open) "Chelsea, put your unicorn in here." OR "Garrett Hedlund gives me a MAD unicorn!

by coricamram May 01, 2011

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unicorned

To stick an enemy in Halo 3 with a spike grenade so that it sticks out of their head giving them the appearance of a unicorn.

Yo man, you just got unicorned!

by MNetLucas September 20, 2008

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Unicorn

A bisexual but single female in a swingers party.

"Hey look... is that a unicorn over by the bar?"

by sueeey June 17, 2013

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Unicorning

Wearing a rubber mask and posing in front of national monuments, cruising through inappropriate venues (funerals, banks, day care centers), dancing at musical festivals, sight-seeing, doing tourist stuff and also everyday things like going to Costco to get samples of food.

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by TheUnicornArmy August 07, 2013

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