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Tugboat

Slang for “-talking about”
Mane. Say. whattha’ale you tugboat?
by Jonnybkillinit September 30, 2019
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miami tugboat

a normal handjob finished with a painful yanking,
miami tugboat it like a tugboat pulling
by sir wizard sleeve November 21, 2009
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Mexican Tugboat

The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.
Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.

Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
by Popadopolis_FTS October 30, 2014
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Tugboat

An unbelievably beautiful girl.

First coined by Vin Man Chan from LSA.
Yo D-pots, check out those tugboats.

Yo Jeff,can you put me on with that tugboat from the toga party?

Yo S-Dot, you know who never gets any tugboats... that's right.. Large Matt.
by Mass Debator February 24, 2009
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Tugboat

Someone who smokes so slowly that their cig keeps going out. Affectionately referred to as a tugger.
Doug - "yo can I borrow your lighter?"
Harry - "again? Jesus Doug you're such a tugboat"
by MrGreedy April 18, 2019
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Zimbabwean tugboat

When you place your testicles lightly on a glass of urine and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass.
Bru, you know that girl from the library, she gave me a Zimbabwean tugboat last night, used her own piss too. Super lecker.
by Puta Pendejo September 17, 2025
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French tugboat

Every teenage boy wants a French tugboat.
by Usbsgdbdbd January 31, 2022
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