Pudgy, bald, douchenozzle; that plays the "friend" card to score with married women. Offers a shoulder to cry on while he is working on the pants zipper. Usually found near Cannibis. Keeps a garage stall clear so adultress wives can hide their cars.
by Grimmace December 16, 2008
A person who constantly puts their significant other before their friends, never returns their friends phone calls or texts, and in general is a shitty friend now that they are in a relationship.
"Sorry I didn't call you back I passed out really early, I didn't want you to think I went Troy on you."
by Mr Woo Woo September 07, 2008
by Psycho-Magnet February 03, 2010
A man with an abnormally small penis, who does not like to have fun. Troys tend to sit around all day waiting for other people to enjoy themselves before striking with negativity.
by Manyana December 09, 2010
The biggest asshole in the world. He thinks he is the cock on the block but everyone wants him dead. He thinks he is a big tough guy but is a pussy when you fight him
by Uracunt41 June 10, 2017
marijuanna aka hashhish aka book from po aka bun lil dappi aka one love for kron 4-rull, bitch nigguhs ar ghon pay wit deil live. 4-rull
nigga what we gon burn down troy tonight.\
nigga please its pinky nugga we gotta burn some yay
are you down for burnin troy
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nigga please its pinky nugga we gotta burn some yay
are you down for burnin troy
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by WIZZLE WAZZLE May 05, 2006
a complete sack of shit. the worst person you could come across. he will make your life a complete rigourous fuck fest, dont fuck with him.
by sockgenius June 03, 2017