Treasure Loaves 

Human feces that has permanently vacated the anus with emphasis on large, pristine, and otherwise unbroken segments.

Hey Tim, stop your yapping and suck on some steamy hot treasure loaves.

Treasure Loaves by VJJLoveCatBallz May 11, 2011

treasure valley 

A valley surrounded by glorious snow-capped mountains. It's in southwestern Idaho and is super hot in the summer and can be downright cold in the winter. There's no in-between. Cities that make it up are Boise, Meridian, Nampa, Caldwell and many other small rural towns. Ski resorts are nearby and great forests and rivers. Its volcanic soils make it great farming for alfalfa, corn, sugar beets, beets, beans, onions, mint, mustardseed, and yes, potatoes. And it has orchards and great wineries also! Over 600,000 people call this place home and some can't wait to get out but still love it. And teenagers are at Dutch Bros. all the time(it's pretty good). Overall, it's a beautiful metropolis with that small-town, friendly feel.

Person 1: This place is amazing.

Person 2: It's like I'm in the Treasure Valley again!

treasure valley by IdahoLoveHate September 5, 2013

treasure trail

the trail of pubic hair from the mid stomach to the penis and/or vagina in which crabs can gain access to the belly button.

when i went down on jordans mom, i followed her bushy treasure trail and i felt that the chest may as well have been empty.

treasure trail by oscarl January 13, 2009

Treasure Hunt

Treasure hunting is where you are having sex in the dark, It's pitch black, you can't see your partner, so you rub your dick around her body looking for her vagina like a pirate hunting for booty. For further pleasure, execute an Angry Pirate after you find and dig for the treasure.

Blah, Blah Blah, Treasure Hunt, Yada, Yada, Yada. The End.

Treasure Hunt by apesex December 14, 2008

treasure trove 

Its an enormouse industrial sized toilet clogging 1 piece fecile log, clogging treasure trove.

I left it there for a lucky person to find, I believe that janitor found a sizable treasure trove and flushed my trophy.

treasure trove by stevos skater balls January 4, 2007

Treasure Box

The little white box, located in the ladies bathroom, where young women dispose of their pussy plugs and blood catchers

Lindsey said to Maddie " could you toss my used pussy plug in the treasure box?"

Treasure Box by Martha and Lemon February 19, 2005

treasure pot 

The glorious porcelain pot into which one deposits his special treasure, a.k.a. the toilet.

He was on the treasure pot for hours after eating all those enchiladas.

treasure pot by sjode January 21, 2015