When one is in desperate need of rest and relaxation to the point of desiring death, if take of absence is not granted.
Michael was so stressed from IA work, he took 20 days of traumatic leave, just to not kill himself over the overwhelming tasks.
by Will E. Stylzz April 6, 2014
Get the traumatic leave mug.After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.
Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.
by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015
Get the Post Traumatic Jacking mug.Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work
A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"
by 0mAkine August 15, 2025
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When you wanna fxk around and find out, you wanna make it better better but really it’s all downhill from there. #traumatizing
When you wanna fxk around and find out, you wanna make it better better but really it’s all downhill from there. #traumatizing
by Trashbaggggg October 8, 2022
Get the Traumatation mug.Traumatic Sleep Injury, or TSI, is when you wake up with an unknown injury that occured while one sleeps or is passed out.
Zeke: "Hey Kelly why are you limping?"
Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."
Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."
Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."
Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."
by Zulu Bravo January 30, 2014
Get the Traumatic Sleep Injury mug.A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
Get the Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD) mug.When you didn’t go through a trauma but someone close to you did, so you are traumatized because they trauma dumped on you.
This relates to trauma being a factor of shock or unexpected outcomes, when things are not seen coming, they take more tact to adapt to.
This may or may not relate to people being in narcissistic states after going through a traumatic event initially.
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This relates to trauma being a factor of shock or unexpected outcomes, when things are not seen coming, they take more tact to adapt to.
This may or may not relate to people being in narcissistic states after going through a traumatic event initially.
See example:
Prom is a trap! I heard about Cindy getting dumped after giving up her v-card so I’ll be waiting until marriage, I’m vicariously traumatized!
by anonymous December 6, 2025
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