nasty toothpaste

when a guy cums onto a toothbrush and makes a girl brush her teeth using the cum as toothpaste

guy 1: I gave my girl a nasty toothpaste last night
guy 2: DAAAAMN! you a playa homes

by J-slicket May 21, 2006

toothpaste hangover

a toothpaste hangover is when you just brushed your teeth and then you go and have some food/drink and it taste horrible b/c of the toothpaste.

aww man i got a damn "toothpaste hangover"

by heartbroken13 July 13, 2011

shitty toothpaste

This act is the ultimate combination of two things. You fuck a girl in the ass an pull out sideways to give her a pink sock. Then you donkey punch her so hard she shits herself. The combination of these two things will give her what resembles the top of an freshly squeezed toothpaste bottle.

John: Why is that girl crying?

Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..

John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......

Bob: Yeah, I know...

by Bad Booner April 29, 2008

Toothpaste suicide

When toothpaste decides to commit suicide by jumping off a toothbrush. This is usually followed by a change of clothes to avoid unwanted comments about white marks on your clothes.

This morning Jeff wat late for work because of a toothpaste suicide that dirtied his black pants.

by koggelmander June 14, 2013

Toothpaste challenge

Actually Cum In Mouth challenge

Timmy: Yooo my mom doing the new toothpaste challenge for tiktok
John: She belong in the streets

by CUMSE March 31, 2021

cheese toothpaste

Cheese wiz that you use as toothpaste for cheesy teeth.

Dentist-"What do you use for toothpaste?"

Me-"Cheese toothpaste duh!"

by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021

closing the toothpaste

1. Slang for putting a condom on.
2. Somebody who doesn't go all the way on something.

1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.

2.

Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.

by aeather January 26, 2014