Toobin

The act of furiously flogging one's dog or flicking one's bean while on a teleconference while unwittingly broadcasting said act to one's coworkers.

Hey, did you hear Jeff got fired for Toobin?

by Flurglblurg October 21, 2020

Toobin

Getting caught masturbating on webcam

Jeffery was toobin On a zoom call

by Tackleberry October 21, 2020

Toobin

1- n. Wanker. Also, one who masturbates during Zoom meetings.

2 - v. Masturbating

That dude is a Toobin.

I can’t believe that dude is Toobin on Zoom.

by Tlt77 October 21, 2020

Toobin

The act of tilting down your webcam while you masturbate during a Zoom meeting.

Jay loves Toobin, but it cost him his job; don't shake his hand.

by e192326 October 21, 2020

Toobin

masturbating on an online work meeting

Jeffrey couldn't wait until after the meeting and pulled a Toobin while Martha and Daniel discussed the fiscal budget.

by Fishandpop October 22, 2020

Toobin

Masterbating on a video conference meeting.

“ Frank you’ve been kinda quiet this whole meeting you aren’t Toobin the time away are you?”

by B Muney October 22, 2020

Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."

by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020