Toobin

The act of furiously flogging one's dog or flicking one's bean while on a teleconference while unwittingly broadcasting said act to one's coworkers.

Hey, did you hear Jeff got fired for Toobin?

Toobin by Flurglblurg October 21, 2020

Jeffery was toobin On a zoom call

Toobin by Tackleberry October 21, 2020

1- n. Wanker. Also, one who masturbates during Zoom meetings.

2 - v. Masturbating

That dude is a Toobin.

I can’t believe that dude is Toobin on Zoom.

Toobin by Tlt77 October 21, 2020

The act of tilting down your webcam while you masturbate during a Zoom meeting.

Jay loves Toobin, but it cost him his job; don't shake his hand.

Toobin by e192326 October 21, 2020

Jeffrey couldn't wait until after the meeting and pulled a Toobin while Martha and Daniel discussed the fiscal budget.

Toobin by Fishandpop October 22, 2020

“ Frank you’ve been kinda quiet this whole meeting you aren’t Toobin the time away are you?”

Toobin by B Muney October 22, 2020

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."