ro-told

The act of spontaniously recalling a story or event and then feeling it neccecary to explain it to the initial audience using linguistics, and then part way through realizing its irelevency or the fact that no one gives a shit.

Guy 1 -"OH GUYS! You should have seen this time my cat got an ear infection!"

Guy 2 - "Shut the fuck up, were playing beer pong"

Girl 1 - "Nice Ro-Told faggot, no one cares"

by Republican Jesus March 3, 2009

i told you to smile

Roblox urban legend

If you play a horror game like the mimic and see blood on the door if you open it you will get jumpscared by I told you to smile after that when you sleep you will hear I told you to smile whispering and then at 3 AM you will be killed by I told you to smile and hw will draw a smile on your face with your blood

by Kolby Michael Twndy August 12, 2022

Do as you're told

Another word for cocaine

I've been railing lines of do as you're told all night and I'm fucked

Shall we get a couple grams of do as you're told?

by Boiled Over April 2, 2022

Wu. It works. I told you it would.

Wu. It works. I told you it would.

Wu. It works. I told you it would.

by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023

will you be told

When someone is trying to make another person see sense, or reason, within a situation. Especially when the person being spoken to is being stubborn as fuck.

F: I'm going to do this line of dried kale

T: will you be told, that's irresponsible and illogical

by commonwealth coolie March 13, 2017

sad story told twice

Sad story told twice is a reference to having a similar background or upbringing as another person. You've heard it before. Father walked out because of drugs, ect.

She was a sad story told twice.

by SeaSkye January 7, 2017

I told the sun about you.

I love you, but I’m letting you go.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.

by Serendipity. January 19, 2022