ten pound toffees

Extersy or Gary's m8888 get fucked on em init shoutout to my man josh
I can't wait for them ten pound toffees tonight me g
by Shss December 13, 2017
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Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"
by Wayne The 1st December 16, 2015
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TOFFEE FINGER

When you are picking up dog poo and your finger goes through the poo bag.
Oh damn, my finger gone though the dog poo bag, I have a toffee finger, pass me a wipe please
by BLUESDAD July 16, 2022
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Toffee cream

The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.
Me and the wife were going to town last night. We even finished with toffee cream
by Kumo1 June 24, 2022
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Toffee the sheep

The absolute most alpha male 🐏 in the world
Toffee the sheep is a goat
by Ellobozo May 09, 2022
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toffee bear

one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.

the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.

the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.

see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.
pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear

toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno
by toffee bear November 15, 2009
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