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hold your shit together

To stop being a buffoon and act in a socially consistent and acceptable way, by not farting or burping in public.
Even if you are at a bar or pub, and still had more than enough to drink, please hold your shit together; if you want to burp or fart or puke, do everyone a favor and excusecyourself to the restroom.

we're all in this together 

A phrase that people say nowadays, because the coronavirus is decimating the population of the earth. Saying that basically means that we are going to fight the coronavirus together which makes no sense, since the only people actually "fighting" the virus is doctors and nurses. The whole point in people saying this is to get people to stop freaking out over it, because although the coronavirus is more contagious and deadlier than the normal flu, very few people actually die from the virus. (side note: although it is a nuisance to most people, to some, they have things to worry about. In the big picture, coronavirus does affect the economy.)
"We're all in this together" says Tom. John replies by saying, "Bruh, the only people who are actually working are doctors and nurses while we can't fricken go anywhere since the lockdown!"

Hey I'm putting together a team 

A dumb movie cliche line often used when the main character or antagonist try to create a a squad of people like them in order to accomplish another cliche of defeating the main antagonist or protagonist by working together.
"I'm building a team." -(Batman to flash)
"I'm putting together a team."- (Beckett to Han Solo)
"what are we some kind of suicide squad?" -(Will Smith to that one girl who made the suicide squad)
"Hey I'm putting together a team of gay pornstars, would you like to join?"

we can get back together 

what a boys says when he wants you but is breaking up with you because he has to protect his reputaion as a player
him- listen, it'd not working
you- what?
him- yeah, your parents, us not seeing eachother
you- i get it, so we're done?
him- looks that way, are you okay?
you-yep, i think your confused
him- probably, maybe if we have classes together we can get back together.
you-(in you head) i'm in honors classes, we won't have anything together your an idiot.( not in your head) ok bye

crazy together 

“if we’re both going crazy then let’s go crazy together”

“yeah crazy together”

family get together crashers 

The people you invite (usually your best friends) to one of your family get togethers who end up making an ass out of you and ruining the party.
Duder: "What are you doing with that squirt gun?"

Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"

Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"

Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"

Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."

Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"