He soft where it counts and tough when it counts. He has the most beautiful eyes, and whose appearance is stunning and presence is undeniable. He is adorable, and witty as hell, the smartest, most talented and bright man out there. He isnt afraid to show how big his heart is to the people he loves, and sure as hell isnt scared to hurt or piss off anyone who threatens those people. His arms make perfect crevaces to cuddle into when he holds me, and he always remembers and puts his family and friends first. Chris is a friend to everyone and foe only to those who envy how incredible a person he is.
by satchelqueen December 14, 2010
Get the Chrismug. A sexy beast who always comes to the rescue. He helps you recover from the typical douche-bag boyfriend. A penguin-lover by nature, he can be seen on the football field or at his hot college girlfriend's unsupervised house. Also, he has a massively huge cock, but always gets himself into trouble by betting chipotle. Beware: if this specimen begins to sing screamo put your fingers in your ears because the result could be deadly.
Chris, stop talking about penguins.
Chris, you're hurting me, go slower.
Chris, you are not the lead singer of disturbed.
Chris, you're hurting me, go slower.
Chris, you are not the lead singer of disturbed.
by McHeffey March 5, 2009
Get the Chrismug. God of the human race. Most respected human walking the face of the earth. Best trumpet player there is.
by raNdomized November 2, 2008
Get the chrismug. A really hot guy that has an extremely HUGE penis.
Also a term for a good looking hottie that ladies would love to have their way with.
Also a term for a good looking hottie that ladies would love to have their way with.
Did you see that hot Chris? I'd like to beat his **** like it owes me money and then *** all over his face!
by Blue Eyes 4253 March 30, 2009
Get the Chrismug. by Rusty Schacklefurt July 8, 2010
Get the Chrismug. Dickweed, sensitive, and he'll take your shit for years and will forgive u every time, for some reason. Everyone hates him, but doesn't and if u know a chris you'll know what I mean.
Chris: bruh stop
Diego:nah
Chris:PLS
Diego:fine
*doesn't stop*
Chris: thought I asked u to stop
Diego: and
Chris: *breathes in* whatever
Diego:nah
Chris:PLS
Diego:fine
*doesn't stop*
Chris: thought I asked u to stop
Diego: and
Chris: *breathes in* whatever
by bread_factory May 25, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Barack Obama is such a Chris
by Jasausagepoo March 17, 2018
Get the Chrismug.