While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulating the external anal sphincter.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
by Paradox-Machine November 28, 2017
Time alone with your tinder.
Often on the toilet, lying in bed, in public transit, or while eating dinner alone.
Often on the toilet, lying in bed, in public transit, or while eating dinner alone.
ex : "got some solid tinder time in last night"
ex : "curb your tinder time man, it's getting weird"
ex : "curb your tinder time man, it's getting weird"
by showerdays January 16, 2015
by Stinksta April 23, 2016
when you're getting a steady stream of matches, giving you that boost of self-esteem assuring you that you're probably not going to die alone in your parents' basement
by blackmgic September 18, 2015
by TheGaybanana May 04, 2018
The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight
2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable
1) Feeding them to gain weight
2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable
My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable
I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.
I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.
by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018
by andiste March 31, 2010