Tinder Handshake

While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulating the external anal sphincter.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017
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tinder high

when you're getting a steady stream of matches, giving you that boost of self-esteem assuring you that you're probably not going to die alone in your parents' basement
Man I'm on such a tinder high right now, looks like I'm not going to be forever alone after all!
by blackmgic November 1, 2015
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Tinder Slip

When somebody accidentally "likes" or "super likes" someone on the popular dating application Tinder.
Kaitlyn accidentally has a Tinder Slip on Wade when she swiped right instead of left and liked him when she really wanted to dislike him.
by RRTG April 14, 2016
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Tinder Trap

Fake super-hot profile set up to catch your significant other trolling for some side nookie.
How'd your woman catch you?
Ugh. Tinder trap. I matched with a fake profile she set up.
by Colt 40 Feinberg July 12, 2016
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tinder tease

When you make a match on tinder, message him/her and then never hear a response back
I matched with an extremely hot girl; but she turned out to be another tinder tease
by Stinksta May 31, 2016
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tinder-proofing

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable
My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.
by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018
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tinder-bridge

tinder-bridge that part of your body between your scrotum and bum
gawd my tinder-bridge is itchy

hey dont u touch my tinder-bridge!!
by andiste March 31, 2010
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