Tijuana wad

(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.

Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.

by Arlas July 3, 2015

tijuana rimjob

Taking a shot of tequila out of a persons butthole and then blowing a line of cocaine back into it.

You ever have a tijuana rimjob? Its when a girl takes a shot out of your butthole and then blows a line of coke into it. You have to give one back though or else it doesnt count

by josthegross November 11, 2014

Tijuana satchel

The act of covertly defecating in another's person's purse, messenger bag, backpack, suitcase or similar luggage.

After getting fired from work, on his way out of the office, Dave turned the HR lady's purse into a Tijuana Satchel.

by Walfer March 23, 2023

tijuana deepthroat

When you stick your cock into the girls stoma so deep that when you pull your cock out you are pulling out lung butter

Guy Fernous said after last night, that the Tijuana Deepthroat is the new Anal!

by Coop414 June 23, 2017

tijuana cheesesteak

When trying to disguise that you are purchasing cocaine, this can replace that word

Kris: "I could really go for a Tijuana Cheesesteak."
William: "I'll call my boy, who sells drugs."

by Willy V. July 30, 2003

tijuana sauna

the act of holding the window lock down as you fart in an enclosed automobile with the heat on.

i totally pulled a tijuana sauna with my old lady in the car, it was viscious

by k dawg 41 October 7, 2007

Tijuana omelette

A gigantic load of explosive diarrhea, like a havana omelette.

"Just laid a tijuana omelette, musta been sumthin' I et"

by Dr Dave September 5, 2008