Throck

lacking interest, boring, corny.

Shorty is the throckness right now.

This party is mad throck.

by StrawMan May 24, 2011

twock

A guy who's body is a cross between a twink and a jock.

Omg John look at that twock over there he is the ideal cross between a twink and a jock!

by renewed_mind January 3, 2015

Thock

A girl who THINKS she's thicc, but she's really just fat as fuck.

"You see her? She thock bro.."

by anesnes January 11, 2018

thwack

A derogatory word, implying someone intentionally masturbating someone else. The word derives from the sound of a penis being slapped.

"Thawck!" - stated by Mr Ben upon seeing his sister go to her room with her boyfriend.

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Thock

The biggest imaginable male unit, mainly due to the fact that that the "TH" stands for thick.

Kyle decided that young lady needed a serious "Thocking" to.

by The Thock March 1, 2004

Throckmorton Criteria

Based on the discredited medical terms "Throckmorton Sign " and "Anti-Throckmorton Sign," using Throckmorton Citeria basically means moving whichever way your johnson is pointed, i.e., on personal whim, or with baseless reasons.

Trump decided to re-open the US economic shutdown based on the Throckmorton Criteria.

by Meridienne April 11, 2020

thwack

Being under the influence of methamphetemines, particularly Ice.

My homie Dropkick left his dope on the coffee table....and his coffe table out in the yard because he was thwacked

by Sidekick Jones September 3, 2003