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thumbectomy

A small surgery used to keep people in line. Used by the mafia. Also used by crazed fans who don't like the fact that their favorite author killed the main character of his series and find him in his car, all fucked up, then take the author to their house, nurse them back to health, then become psycho bitches and force the author to write a new book with a different ending...
1. I gave him a little thumbectomy to make sure he got the message...

2. HOLY FUCK MY THUMB! YOU CRAZY BITCH!
by JB_Finesse October 1, 2005
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thumbed crusader

The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.
"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."
by Hamroll November 30, 2006
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Thujee

Amazingness. Totally cool. Calm. Collected. Everything you've always wanted in a man. Together with his emotions and feelings
Thujee is Rick's amazing roomie!
by spontaneous grace November 16, 2010
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Thobeka

Thobeka is usually a bubbly , energic young lady . Driven and independent. She is too kind for her own good and sometimes naive. Very social and likes making new friends. She is an explorer and likes trying new things.
Thobeka is darling cares more about others than herself , selfless is what she is . She loves nothing more than always being right n securing the bag
by Thobeka November 24, 2021
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Ultima Thule

1. A weird and wonderful land beyond the nethermost north wind that some nineteenth-century mystics once imagined to be inhabited by incredibly evolved blond blue-eyed people known as the Hyperboreans. Proof positive that some people had way too much to drink.

2. Somewhere you see when you are paralytic drunk.
Belief in Ultima Thule barely survived the arrival of nuclear submarines at the North Pole.

After ten pints of lager and a few shots of absinthe or whiskey, he's headed for Ultima Thule.
by Fearman January 25, 2008
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Thugeometry

Class that is based on the way of the Thug, Canibus teaches it.
I am willing to take thugeometry this summer.
by Timberwolf aka. HNIC March 10, 2003
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Thub

A body part; Located inbetween the lower buttock and the upper thigh.
Wanna lick my thub?
by MandiDandi01 October 28, 2008
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