Common Sense Theorem

A mathematical and scientific hypothesis that proves any statement true using only the words "Common Sense".

"Given- Equilateral Triangle ABC has an area of 5 a height of 5, and a side length of x.

Prove- Triangle ABC has a perimeter of 3.

Step 1- Perimeter = 3
Reason- Common Sense Theorem"

While the above statement is impossible, the common sense proves it true.

by Nately's Old Man June 2, 2011

Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd

The ridiculously long name of Lana Del Rey's upcoming 9th studio album, out March 10, 2023.

Stream Lana's new song Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd!

by olivia bensonola December 7, 2022

"there can only be one"

Commonly misquoted reference to the Highlander movies and TV series. The actual line is "There can BE ONLY one."

Wrong: "There can ONLY BE one" Highlander?
Right: "There can BE ONLY one" Highlander!

by Shady Logic February 15, 2009

therefor

How dumb people spell therefore

Therefor I am really stupid because I can't spell therefore

by funnywomenjkwomenarentfunny September 9, 2016

hello there children

a famous line used by a character called 'Chef' in South Park.
it symbolizes something extraordinary is about to happen

1) Chef: Hello there, children!
Kids (in unison): Hey, Chef.
Chef: How's it going?
One or all of kids: Bad....

2) Whenever you meet someone you greet "Hello there children" even if he is the only person.

by Smokin Gunz March 12, 2008

And There was Much Rejoicing

Phrase from the comedy classic, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Because of its relatively obscure nature, it is most often used among geeks and hackers. When someone uses this phrase, it is customary for anyone in earshot to point their index finger upward and wave it like a flag in a circular motion, coupled with a very insincere "yaay" - another reference to the original scene.

A: I smote the dragon, and there was much rejoicing.
B: *twirls finger in the air* yaay.

by progamer124 September 7, 2003

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..

Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016